XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented 4 fl oz, Thick White Gel-Like Slippery Glide, Hypoallergenic for Women, Men & Couples. Made in US & Discreet Package. Package May Vary

Hands down favorite lube, SW here and I have tried A LOT of different lubes. So far this has been the winner for long lasting to stay wet downstairs. Plus it gives a life like look of c*m that we love. The pump is convenient while your busy mid play. We keep it next to the bed for easy access. No need to fumble to open.

Just reordered. Why did I not know about this a year or two ago. I think I learned about it on social media and I bought it to accompany a motorized male satisfaction device that I've bought on Amazon, that has also proven to be quite good. Rotation, vacuum and vibration modes.

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in.Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me.While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples.As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did.It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one).All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh...It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter).Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry).Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

i dont absolutely love the price : valueit has a creamy and glossy texture and moderately passes as the real thing, at least gets your mind horney over the illusion of itits ample in terms of slipperyness, but there are better slicker lubes out there,this was fun to play with but id like it 25% less or 50% less would make me CUM even more

A nice lube. Does the job of keeping things slippery and it lasts a long time. I'll probably buy more when this is gone.

Works exactly as you would think, but white cream texture made for a fun visual when squirted is onto various places of my wife's body!

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The texture is a bit too thick and sticky. Overall, it’s just okay—not the best experience. Personally, I don’t really like it.