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This Crazy Dog men's tee combines premium ringspun cotton/poly blend fabric with a slim, stretchy fit designed to flatter and comfort. Printed in the USA with fade-resistant ink, it’s a durable, humorous shirt perfect for gifting or personal style, available in extended sizes and crafted to celebrate baldness with pride.






| ASIN | B07V6HF8TX |
| Best Sellers Rank | #49,066 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry ( See Top 100 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry ) #170 in Men's Novelty T-Shirts |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (1,675) |
| Date First Available | July 10, 2019 |
| Department | unisex-adult |
| Item model number | 019BodyNeedsHairMEN |
| Manufacturer | Crazy Dog Tshirts |
| Product Dimensions | 9 x 9 x 0.5 inches; 8 ounces |
E**R
Great quality
Great quality shirt made with real cotton/poly blend. Husband didn't find it as funny as I did. Does not shrink in wash.
K**N
Great Gag Gift
Great shirt, I bought it as a gag gift for my brother’s birthday. It’s a very soft material and fits to size.
M**A
Perfect Father's Day Gift!!
I got this shirt for my husband from our daughter for Father’s Day, and it was an instant hit, nothing says love like a child proudly gifting a tee that reads, “With a body like this, who needs hair?” The fabric is surprisingly good quality, soft, and not that cheap, stiff material novelty shirts usually come in. We've already washed and dried it and it didn’t shrink, fade, or twist into a belly shirt, which is a win for everyone. The print stayed perfect despite ketchup stains, dad jokes, and our dog using him as furniture. He wears it with full bald confidence, our daughter thinks she’s a comedic genius, and I think it’s the perfect shirt for a man whose hairline retired early but whose dad bod is still working overtime. Five stars!
J**R
Great shirt, novelty, hilarious!
Love this fun shirt, I will be placing it in the stocking for my husband, and he can wear it with his lounge pants. I'm really hoping he thinks it's funny! I think it's hilarious!
T**S
Appropriate for my bald head, lol
I like to have simple shirts like this for music festivals. Something quick to read and brings a smile to someone else's face and this shirt does fail in that department. The shirt is very soft and comfortable to wear on a hot day even though it's "darkish". It is a thin material, though, so don't expect a "cotton shirt" feel. Also, I bought a large even though I wear a medium and after a few cycles through the wash it shrank up to an appropriate size for me which I expected. The lettering is starting to come off, so I will warn on that, but (again) this is a concert T for me and so I am not exactly worried about that. Overall, I enjoy it and wear it even outside of a concert. Always get a comment or a smile
A**H
Great purchase
Comfortable material. True to size. Great price.
H**H
Just like pictured, fit perfect, great for a Laugh!!!
The best Father’s Day shirt! My husband had a guys night and we got them funny shirts, this one HIT the mark. It was hilarious all while being good quality, on time and even better FIT perfect! It was so flattery on a mans body, color just like pictures and material wasn’t too thin or too thick. The quality truly looks just like what on the images! HIGHLY recommend!
J**Y
Good quality shirt.
This is a humorous gift for any of your bald friends.
S**S
Loved the shirt when I first bought it as a gift. Soft material, good XL fit. Unfortunately it shrank and now is very short.
K**U
Love the shirt. Good quality. Fits as it should
C**.
Nice, comfortable and funny
H**R
My brother loves shirts like this, so I got him it for his birthday.
S**1
Husband loves!
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