Taide Baseball bat,25/32 Inch Aluminum Alloy Baseball Bat for Youth Adult Outdoor Sports Relaxing Or Home Protection,4 Colors Available

WHY DODGEBALL NOT BASEBALL? BECAUSE IF YOU HIT ANYTHING LIKE A BALL OR SOMEBODY WANDERING AROUND YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT WHO SHOULDNT BE, THIS BAT IS GOING TO FOLD OR YOUR GOING TO HAVE A VERY ANGRY PERSON WANDERING AROUND YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU REST IT UP AGAINST TOO. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE TO TAKE IT ON PICNICS & LAY IT DOWN ON A BED OF COTTON WOOL AND HOPE NOTHING FALLS ON IT, LIKE AN ACORN OR LEAF. IF I DIDN’T LIKE THE COLOUR I WOULD FEEL WELL SHAFTED (get it SHAFTed. Oh! Forget it)