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My favorite way to break my neck!
This halo neck support I'm wearing while typing this review is great. When I flung forward off this amazing invention many thoughts sailed through my head as my body sailed through the air- 'Wow, the amazing speed of this thing is great! I wonder if I beat my best distance...on & off the unicycle!'. As my skull hit the pavement and the searing white light of agony exploded through my body I wondered if I could ever get up and ride my freedom wheel again. Worst case scenario, I'd have double the wheels in my new wheelchair. As the rest of my body hit the ground and collapsed the unicycle rolled over my face, leaving quite the mark. 'How distinctive looking I'll be', I thought, 'NOBODY is going to be this unique in appearance'. The sympathy I've gotten while in the hospital has been incredible. Flowers, Starbucks gift cards, and the attention of the male nurse who has to give me my bi-weekly sponge bath have been heartwarming.This could be you too. Please, be like me and snap this up and snap your neck!
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