Badger Smith - Men's Boxer Shorts, Comfortable Cotton Boxers, 100% Cotton Print Multicolor Boxers for Men, Multi Pack

Due to the fact that I own/run/operate the third largest badger ranch in Southeastern Wyoming yet wish to run the first largest badger ranch in Southeastern Wyoming, I leapt at the opportunity presented to me by the Amazon Online Website Store Dot Com to purchase a 5-pack of badgers at such a bargain price (a 5-pack of healthy, parasite-free badgers would set ya back $100-$150 at any reputable auction sanctioned by the B.A.S.S.D.R.O.P. (Badger Auction Society of Scientific Determination Regarding Official Prices)), after consulting the latest drone footage of the estates of my rivals it appeared that the purchase of approximately 100 5-packs of badgers would allow me to rocket past both Big Billy’s Bargain Badger Barn and Beatrix’s Badger Boutique ‘till I was the King Badger Rancher of SE Wyoming, thereby fulfilling the ancient prophecy, signaling the dawn of the Age of the Badger, a 3,000 year era of mankind where all currency will be replaced with badger pelts, the only meat allowed to be consumed is badger flesh, the only sport permitted is badger racing and every sitcom must contain 50% badger-related storylines. First offense disobeying Badger Law: Subject shall be thrown naked into a pit of starving badgers. If subject survives and is found breaking Badger Law a 2nd time will be thrown naked into a pit of starving badgers that have been trained to use flamethrowers. So of course I immediately hit the buy button and sat back in eager anticipation for my 500 badgers to arrive. In the 2 days between ordering and receiving I busied myself with the numerous tasks required of the soon-to-be Monarch of Badgertopia as well as making preparations (fitting my head for the crown made of badger bones, consulting with several blacksmiths, architects and executioners on how many and how best to quickly procure the “materials” needed for the 20 ft tall, 10 ft thick wall of skulls I’d need to protect my badger fortune during the upcoming dystopian hellscape my advancement in Badger Rancher rankings would bring upon the unsuspecting denizens of Earth. So you can imagine my surprise when the 100 boxes arrived and...oh my....not a single badger among them!!! Just pair after pair of men’s underwear. At first I was all “the prophecy must be fulfilled! I will unleash a tidal wave of blood-soaked revenge upon Amazon and its...blah blah blah you get the picture, but then I tried a pair of the boxers on and guess what? I was so overwhelmed by comfort and style that I immediately released all my badgers and burned the Badger Bible (the ancient sacred text that contains the prophecy mentioned earlier, a bunch of boring parables and fables intended to help instruct badgers on how to lead a better life, and the rest is literally 1,000’s of badger milk recipes complete with step-by-step instructions, detailed illustrations and blood Magik spells to loosen nipple-spigots (in case your badgers are selfish & refuse to share their delicious badger nectar no matter how hard you squeeze)

Fit very well.

Unfortunately, I had to return them because they were too tight in the thighs. (I'm athletic 5'11" and 179 lbs)

Did not fit as expected

Looking for more designs the fit is amazing I love them planning on purchasing more

Like how it feels and looks

I would give these 3.75 stars and 4.5 for value. For the price they are tough to beat and have really cool patterns. These are not high end by any stretch but 5 pair of cool looking but xers for this price is a great deal.

Product is good

Good quality the size is just right but they are quite baggy wish I could get the sizes without being so baggy

Ruined my sheet and won't wash out !!King size sheets are not cheap .....

Very comfortable to wear

Poor quality materials. Legs extremely wide.enough material to make a kilt.wont go there again.

Le quedan cómodos aunque en mano parecían grandes. Son finos así que a ver lo que duran. La gomita de la cintura es suave. Que sean 100% algodon era importante, y los estampados alegres.