---
product_id: 68597752
title: "If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem"
brand: "embtao"
price: "5137 Ft"
currency: HUF
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.hu/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close
store_origin: HU
region: Hungary
---

# Hook & loop backing 3.5" x 1.5" size Washable & durable If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

**Brand:** embtao
**Price:** 5137 Ft
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 😄 Wear Your Wit Proudly!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by embtao
- **How much does it cost?** 5137 Ft with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hu](https://www.desertcart.hu/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close)

## Best For

- embtao enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted embtao brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Durable Design:** Crafted for longevity, ready for any adventure!
- • **Safe & Non-Toxic:** Wear it with confidence, safe for all!
- • **Stand Out with Humor:** Make a statement with this cheeky patch!
- • **Versatile Attachment:** Easily affix to hats, jackets, and more!
- • **Free Loop Tape Included:** Get more value with complimentary loop tape!

## Overview

This embroidered morale patch measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall and features a hook backing for easy attachment to tactical hats and gear. Made from safe, non-toxic materials, it is washable and designed for durability. The package includes one patch and a complimentary loop tape, making it perfect for personalizing jeans, jackets, vests, hats, and backpacks.

## Description

If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

## Features

- Hook backing patch for attachment to tactical hats and gear. The loop tape comes for free.
- Patch Measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall.
- Safe & non-toxic. Washable and Durability.
- Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks and more!
- Package: 1 pcs Hook Backing Patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed free.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Product Dimensions | 3.81 x 8.89 x 0.51 cm; 8.5 g |
| Number of pieces | 1 |
| Batteries required | No |
| Item weight | 0.3 Ounces |

## Product Details

- **Colour:** If You Can Read This
- **Size:** Taille unique
- **Brand:** EmbTao
- **Material:** Cotton
- **Style:** vintage
- **Theme:** Alphabet
- **Shape:** Rectangular
- **Number of pieces:** 1
- **UPC:** 708210898034
- **Mounting type:** Buckle,Hook

## Images

![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61GbGbnI95L.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color** options.

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*Product available on Desertcart Hungary*
*Store origin: HU*
*Last updated: 2026-03-04*