---
product_id: 38010743
title: "Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools"
brand: "muff products"
price: "27911 Ft"
currency: HUF
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Muff Products"
url: https://www.desertcart.hu/products/38010743-muff-products-landing-strip-30-foot-cunt-hair-measuring-tape
store_origin: HU
region: Hungary
---

# 30 ft contractor-grade length ±1/16 inch accuracy Durable metal case & slide lock Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools

**Brand:** muff products
**Price:** 27911 Ft
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Tape That’s as Bold as You Are!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools by muff products
- **How much does it cost?** 27911 Ft with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hu](https://www.desertcart.hu/products/38010743-muff-products-landing-strip-30-foot-cunt-hair-measuring-tape)

## Best For

- muff products enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted muff products brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Ergonomic Easy Grip:** Designed for comfort and control with a smooth slide lock mechanism, making measuring a breeze.
- • **Pro-Grade Durability:** Built with a rugged metal case and contractor-grade materials to withstand tough job site conditions.
- • **The Ultimate Gag Gift:** Perfect for the professional who appreciates humor without sacrificing functionality—guaranteed to spark laughs and camaraderie.
- • **Dual-Scale Measurement:** Switch effortlessly between standard inches and the hilariously unique 'Cunt Hair' units for a conversation-starting tool.
- • **Precision You Can Trust:** Measurement accuracy of ±1/16 inch per 10 feet ensures your projects stay on point every time.

## Overview

The Muff Products Landing Strip Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-scale system featuring both standard inches and a novelty 'Cunt Hair' unit. With 30 feet of tape, a metal case, slide lock, and ±1/16 inch accuracy, it’s a functional tool that doubles as a hilarious gift guaranteed to break the ice on any job site.

## Description

A Muff Product Original

Review: The fabricator in your life will love it. - Great quality! Perfect gift!
Review: How many c hairs does one need? - Gotta love it. Gets laughs but is still functional.

## Features

- Offers both Inch and Cunt Hair units of measurement
- Great gift idea for any man who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty
- Makes a great Gag Gift - But also works great as a measuring tape
- But wait, there's more!!! - Easy Grip with 30 Foot Tape Length - Contractor Grade Construction and Durability
- 1 Inch / 25.4 Cunt Hair Blade Width - 0.14 Cunt Hair Blade Thickness

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | Muff Products |
| Case Material | Metal |
| Color | Multi |
| Lock Type | Slide |
| Measurement Accuracy | ±1/16 inch per 10 feet |
| Product Dimensions | 4.75"L x 3"W |

## Product Details

- **Color:** Multi
- **Brand:** Muff Products
- **Product Dimensions:** 4.75"L x 3"W
- **Measurement Accuracy:** ±1/16 inch per 10 feet
- **Case Material:** Metal

## Images

![Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51AE3yVcRpL.jpg)
![Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Lcl50EOPL.jpg)
![Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51r-Qyrg2oL.jpg)
![Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AG1L2njpL.jpg)
![Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71G4RWV1REL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The fabricator in your life will love it.
*by V***N on May 21, 2025*

Great quality! Perfect gift!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ How many c hairs does one need?
*by K***G on July 3, 2025*

Gotta love it. Gets laughs but is still functional.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great gag gift
*by B***O on May 11, 2025*

My brothers loved this and use it on site

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*Product available on Desertcart Hungary*
*Store origin: HU*
*Last updated: 2026-02-02*