Santa Claus: Serial Rapist

Tis the season to be naughty. This holiday movie is beautiful. Lol

I don't like to be jerk but if you want to spend two hours of your life(which you'll never get back) being preached to by some atheist metal head who read some history and Newsweek.....do it. This fantastic hessian gets on his pulpit to make you aware that the Christain church has lied to you(big frigginn surprise). Admittedly, covering Rome's conversion to Christianity was kinda neat. The pro Uncle Sam policy towards the middle east was boring and trite and what I'd expect from the supposed anti-p.c. Metalhead. Obviously, they'll offend everybody(especially Christians and Muslims) except the neo-conservative hawks and they're buddies abroad. It's all inline with the Slayer ideology of "the U.S. war machine is horrible unless it's killing Muslims." My suggestion to Mr. Bub is to read more history on the middle east and how the Good ole Uncle SAM and Brits have done all they can to exploit and control the region....and fail miserably. Or I guess you and I should accept mindlessly what this film maker wants us to think. Now, that my review is just as boring as this movie, I will tell you the girls are hot! Even with that...this movie gets two horns down.

Definitely not a Christmas Classic.But interesting.

Remake of Santa Clause A horror story. The horror is in actually watching this one.

For the adult eye, please believe

Regret that amount of money spent

I won this movie in an online contest.This is not your average movie and that's why I liked it. It begins with a Santa figure entering a woman's room while she sleeps and he uses some sort of hypnosis or telepathic power to maneuver her body and make her do what he wants. after he has his way with her, we realize it was some sort of dreams.the story unfolds as the girl from the opening is describing her nightmare to a girl that is studying similar cases. I won't get too into it but I will say it's an odd film That manages to strike a weird Balance of all kinds of things. It's a skin flick.. it's a mystery... it's a history lesson.. it's philosophical.. it's crazy. And poetry.Check it out. sorry about the terrible punctuation and what not. I'm typing this on my phone. Lol

You have to like Bill Zebub, if not you will not like this. Low budget is being generous, still good

失敗でした。

great