Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper

fun gag gift for the grandkids

I used to be like you - Poor, lonely, and just trying to float through my boring life. Are you tired of your monotonous existence full of tedium and woe? Well, with the Sir Perky bottle topper, all that can change. I went from being fat, broke, and alone to being surrounded by voluptuous women and swimming pools full of two-dollar bills. I'm still fat, but that's beside the point. How did I make that change? Sir Perky! Yes, when my boss, my priest, and my mother-in-law witnessed the magic spewing from Sir Perky's cavernous orifice, I knew my life would be changed forever. With your own Sir Perky bottle topper, you can make that change too.He is a truly adaptable being, based on your moods. Do you want him to eject fiery liquids as if he just ate a huge bowl of lamb vindaloo, Mountain Dew, and Chipotle? Then load him up with sriracha or brown mustard. Do you want him to excrete something that would warrant a trip to the hospital only to be revealed that he has 30 different types of rectal cancer? The screw him on a bottle of ketchup. O do you just want him to have a normal, healthy bowel-moving experience? Then allow some chocolate syrup to flow through him with the quickness of Hermes.With the Sir Perky bottle topper, your life can have meaning again. Are you ready for than change? Are you ready for Sir Perky?

Got the "Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper" for my brother-in-law and he just loves it. It is a super humorous and playful kitchen accessory designed to top off condiment bottles, such as ketchup or mustard, in a fun and entertaining way. If you like funny kitchens or, in this case, outdoor grilling items this is for you, it's funny. It does not look cheap, it is a nice quality item.

great gag gift, cute, will get laughs when used

I couldn't resist purchasing this because it is hilarious

I recently purchased several of these, because I believe in humor and good fun. However, my life has fallen into utter madness because of these.Simply put, when topping all of my bottles with these I have removed my ability to tell what is in the bottle. Sure, does the huntz bottle still say it? Is the bottle clear? Yes, and Yes, however. When I go to grab the mustard, it’s yellow colored bottle has not stopped utter confusion because how am I to tell? All of my caps are now Red. I would prefer to see a bottle top with multiple colors, not only to stop the madness, but also for diversity and inclusion.

This was a gift for a couple of friends. They put it right to use with their chocolate syrup bottle!

... or a guffaw from anyone with a sense of humor.