XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented, 8.3 Fl Oz | Thick White Gel-Like Slippery Glide, Hypoallergenic for Women, Men & Couples, Made in US, Discreet Package, Package May Vary

The was a smashing success for an aging couple. Much better than the standard choices of KY & Astroglide we have used. Wife loved the consistency and resemblance to a man’s ejaculate & the strawberry hint of flavor was just perfect. Residual lube was quite enjoyable during oral interludes, unlike the other brands that I find to be distasteful if left on during oral. The only downside is we liked it so much, we used up 2oz of it on our first try. 😆 (granted it was a bit of a marathon, partially thanks to your product) We will be buying more. 👍🏻👍🏻

1. It smells and tastes exactly like Strawberry BubbleYum chewing gum. I've used other flavored lubes and found that this product is not too sweet, has zero bitterness, and no after-flavor. I used it with an HJ-BJ today for the firzt time and the only words that he was able to say were "oh", "my", "god", "wow", and a couple of expletives. My usual thing is to rely on saliva, and a bottle of water on the nightstand. He's said he had no complaints before, but that this stuff elevated the experience all the way to the moon and back. Silky smooth consistency. Looks like the "real thing". 3. Like ALL water-based lubes, at some point it's going to start feeling sticky. That is just a fact. Water evaporates. So when you're thinking "more lube!", DO NOT ADD MORE LUBE. A bit of saliva or a spritz of plain water (from an atomizer or trigger-style spray bottle set to "mist") is the first thing you want to do. What this does is re-activate the lube by replacing the water that naturally has evaporated due to exposure to air. Adding more lube without adding water is going to get even stickier. It's just science. 4. Clean-up afterward is easy with wet-wipes (I prefer Amazon Basics' Fragrance Free Flushable Wipes). 5. I initially bought this to use with a "squirting d1ld0". I mixed the lube with 1 part water, to 3 parts lube to ensure that nothing got clogged up. 6. This stuff is great. I'm done with the clear gel type.

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in. Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me. While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples. As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did. It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one). All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh... It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter). Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry). Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

Overall, pretty fun, thick consistency and very slippery. Similar texture as the real thing which is great, while visually it’s a bit more like glue. I think the thickness definitely helps a little to go a long way. Visually it’s a bit of a treat to use for play time as it retains some whiteness throughout. A partner didn’t realize I used this lube at first which created a second of panic that the condom broke haha. Like all water based you definitely need to reapply to keep the party moving. Only gripe which is partially my fault is I got the 16 oz which is pretty big. Not a fan of the pump as it really needs to be stored upright. If I get this product again, I will get the smallest size purely for the fun visual it provides. In order to safely store it in a drawer you need to pump it down and twist to lock which wastes product. I wish the store would switch the pumps out to a twist lock system similar to Swiss Army. Overall the product is solid, while being a bit gimmicky.

Very good stuff not sticky and last long

Can get enough of this stuff on on coming out pouring out, it’s amazing going to order a huge bottle soon

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS WATER BASE LUBE! It’s THICK & looks so realistic to cum. It also feels like a moisturizer and truly helps with dryness. I’ve always hated lube because the kinds I had got were sticky and would dry quick and make it hurt worse then before I used the lib but this one is exceptional. In one of my photos I show two different lubes, this one and a silicone one and both are amazing and I highly recommend both of them. I never knew that different lubes were made for different purposes. Both of these lubes DO NOT GET STICKY! Even after they sit for a while and dry up some they still are not sticky. Both clean up easy and after I wipe it off, my skin is actually smooth and feels moisturized instead of sticky like with other lubes. I’m very happy and satisfied with both of these! I love that this one looks like cum too! It’s a fun twist! Neither have a smell. Absolutely worth it! TIP: SOME LUBES CANNOT BE USED WITH CERTAIN CONDOMS OR THEY WILL BREAK DOWN THE MATERIAL. Same with sex toys, some lubes can’t be used with certain sex toys. Also the silicone lube is recommended for anal as well as penile and vaginal intercourse! Double check what lube works best for your needs. 👍

I do like their line of lubes, but they are expensive. One of my bottles had a sticker on it to get a free lube shooter. I misunderstood that little bit of a gimmick after you make another purchase they’ll give it to you. It’s a little mind-boggling when you read through all their stuff they just use all your information sell it do whatever there’s absolutely no privacy with the company you can’t opt out of enough things. I thought it was very invasive as I read it and very disappointing you can’t just buy a product and be left alone. And then they advertise you can buy bigger bottles and save some money but when you look at that there’s none available and all they have are cases for hundreds of dollars I mean really

Okay I've bought both flavoured and unflavoured cum lube so you don't have to. First, the consistency and look are spot on, and even mixes with saliva right like the real thing (don't ask how I know). As a lube, it lubricates well and I think a suggestion here about using saliva to rewet it was a good idea, but overall it doesnt just dry out mid use or anything. Now, for the flavours: 'Unflavoured' isn't exactly non-flavoured, though it is "neutral" in that it's....how the substance tastes. It doesn't taste good, but it also isn't bad enough to want to spit it out or gag, it's just.....well it's kinda like cum in that respect. I guess in that sense that's a win, as it does stay familiar. I wouldn't want to eat it, but swallowing won't hurt you. Strawberry is like how others described, a cotton candy type effect and it's actually really good. Like, maybe an erotic bakery could use this as icing? Anyway, this would be a great product for anyone who is averse to going down on certain regions (I won't name, since it applies to all 3) as everything will taste like candy and be extremely slick and lickable. As an oral minded lube, this is great....if you're not using it for oral and just the fragrance, I guess you could but....it may be stickier than the unflavoured (I haven't compared). All in all a great product line. Not thrilled with the price, but it is what it is.

Lo compre por qué se veía demasiado real y definitivamente no decepciona La consistencia es identica a la del real jejeje Me encanta que con solo un poco puedes tener un rato de una buena resbaladiza diversión Además de que tarda en secar, lo que hace que con muy poco tengas un buen rato En cuanto a olor, no es desagradable, y lamentablemente, el sabor no es el mismo que el real 😔 Entonces, si quieres un lubricante que sea travieso, haga un buen trabajo y te haga pasar un buen rato, está es una excelente opción

This is literally the best all around lube I have found and I have tried many. My partner also agrees it is the best. It tastes great for starters. It’s not sticky. The lubrication gets better instead of worse over time. You can use it to take some ‘creative’ photos too. Hoping for more flavours in the future.

Si te gusta kinky lo vas a amar porque parece real, y funciona muy bien con juguetes. Con poco producto es suficiente y hasta ahora sin tener que re-aplicar demasiado. No es pegajoso ni se seca muy rápido. Una excelente opción al lub de silicón si no quieres dañar tus juguetes de silicón.

Consistency is great and doesn't stain