Candy Prints Super Fun Penis Candy (Ea)

It's a hard candy and tiny. I expected them to have a bad or synthetic type taste but surprisingly tasted good.

Dear Reader, Isn't it simply amazing that in our era one can type almost anything that sounds like a product into Amazon and something fantastic will appear? Case in point, I enter the search "penis candy" and Voila, here we have some super fun penis candy! Would you like one? Well of course I would kind sir, I did search for "penis candy" after all. However, the discerning penis candy connoisseur, may have questions. And so, let me answer them forthwith: Q: How big is that penis? A: Very small, the size of a medium to small rodent's, most like. I think a ferrets. But to be clear these penes are of human extraction, and circumcised at that. Q: Flavor? A: Of course, we must know, right? If we will put these small penises in our mouth we must be guaranteed a treat. No such luck, think of a very small candy coated smartie (with a fanciful shape!!). Q: Can't I make my own "Super Fun Penis Candy"? A: No, no kind sir. Super fun penis candy, is, in fact, trademarked with the USPTO. Copycats beware! Q: Should I buy them? Of course, after all you did search for "penis candy" now, didn't you?

The bag was small for the price but was a great addition to the bachelorette party table.

It started off as a joke. I bought some penis candies for him, and told him to eat a bag of dicks.. literally. He's gay, so the joke was well received. They taste like sweet tart type candies you'd buy at a candy store. Only complaint; the bag is tiny for the price of it.

These were sooooo funny, they are cute little penis. The only reason I marked them down is because the package is pretty small and I felt for the price I should have gotten more. How ever the candies were good, not just good looking. I used them to decorate a penis shaped cake. they looked cute on there. Everyone loved them. The girls could not get enough penis!!!!

Perfect little candies.

This item brought the smiles and laughter. It was for a adult Easter basket 🧺

This bag of penis candy was the size of an M&M bag you at the grocery store, i paid $7.00 for this and I was very disappointed. The colors looked faded. I couldnt return it because I needed them for party but if I could of I would of returned it in a heart beart.